But when I got home, all the signs were there.
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker…
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/ Something Wise / I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker…
The past, present and future walk into a bar.
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/ Something Wise / The past, present and future walk into a bar.
It was tense.
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?
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/ Something Wise / What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything
I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger …
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/ Something Wise / I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger …
And then it hit me.
I have the heart of a lion …
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/ Something Wise / I have the heart of a lion …
and a lifetime ban from the Winnipeg Zoo.
What’s green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
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/ Something Wise / What’s green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
A hot blonde orders a double entendre at the bar.
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/ Something Wise / A hot blonde orders a double entendre at the bar.
The bartender gives it to her.
The first rule of Alzheimer’s Club?
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/ Something Wise / The first rule of Alzheimer’s Club?
Don’t talk about Library Club.
Someone stole my mood ring …
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/ Something Wise / Someone stole my mood ring …
I don’t know how I feel about that.
To the handicapped guy who stole my bag …
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/ Something Wise / To the handicapped guy who stole my bag …
You can hide, but you can’t run.