A time traveller walks into a bar.
The barman says, “We don’t serve time travellers in here.”
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/ Something Wise / The barman says, “We don’t serve time travellers in here.”
Month: June 2017
There are two types of people in the world:
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/ Something Wise / There are two types of people in the world:
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets.
Is it solipsistic in here?
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/ Something Wise / Is it solipsistic in here?
Or is it just me?
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker…
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/ Something Wise / I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker…
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
The past, present and future walk into a bar.
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/ Something Wise / The past, present and future walk into a bar.
It was tense.
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?
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/ Something Wise / What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything
I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger …
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/ Something Wise / I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger …
And then it hit me.
I have the heart of a lion …
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/ Something Wise / I have the heart of a lion …
and a lifetime ban from the Winnipeg Zoo.
What’s green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
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/ Something Wise / What’s green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
A hot blonde orders a double entendre at the bar.
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/ Something Wise / A hot blonde orders a double entendre at the bar.
The bartender gives it to her.