Christmas Every Day

We end our month of attending to the wisdom of Homer Simpson with this comparison of the Sage of Springfield with the Greek of the same name.

“I felt a surge of power, like God must feel, when he’s holding a gun.”

“When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!”

“Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and Eskimos!”

• Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin… but what good does that do me?

If something is to hard to do, then it’s not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we’ll go inside and watch TV.