Marge: We don’t think you’re slow. But on the other hand, it’s not like you go to museums or read books or anything.
Homer: Do you think I don’t want to? It’s those TV networks Marge. They won’t let me. One quality show after another, each one more brilliant than the last. If they only stumbled once – just gave us thirty minutes to ourselves. But they won’t, they won’t let me live.