Christmas Every Day

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
– -Dorothy Parker

One prefers, of course, on all occasions to be stainless and above reproach, but, failing that, the next best thing is unquestionably to have got rid of the body.

— PG Wodehouse

Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.
– – -George Burns

If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says : “I’m cheap!”
– -Delta Burke 

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten. 
– – George Carlin