Category: Something Wise

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

–Robin Williams.

God makes a portion of each generation intelligent well above the average, and despite the best efforts of our state school systems, His handiwork is hard to suppress. The task of the modern progressive university is therefore to corrupt and unbalance the intelligent; to pit their minds against their common sense.

— David Warren

Men are qualified for civil liberty in exact proportion to their disposition to put moral chains upon their own appetites. . . . Society cannot exist unless a controlling power upon will and appetite be placed somewhere, and the less of it there is within, the more there is without. It is ordained in the eternal constitution of things that men of intemperate minds cannot be free.

— Edmund Burke

Pissing in his shoe keeps no man warm for long

— Icelandic proverb

The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become.

— Charles du Bois

From man’s sweat and God’s love, beer came into the world.

—Saint Arnold of Metz, the patron saint of brewers

We have sunk to a depth in which re-statement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men.

— George Orwell

In order that all men may be taught to speak truth, it is necessary that all should learn to hear it.

–Samuel Johnson