Rules of Thumb

• Never wear a hat with more character than you.

• Never sleep with anyone crazier than you.

• Always get the extended warranty on a laptop.

• The quality of the professor is more important than the subject.

• To time a speech (in minutes) divide the word count by 150.

• Snapshots preserve memories. Videos replace them.

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