A writer who says that there are no truths, or that all truth is merely relative, is asking you not to believe him. So don’t. Deconstruction deconstructs itself, and disappears up its own behind, leaving only a disembodied smile and a faint smell of sulphur. – Roger Scruton, Modern Philosophy: An Introduction and Survey, 1994
Bart: We want the truth.
Sideshow Bob: You can’t handle the truth! No truth-handler, you. BAH! I deride your truth-handling abilities.
– “Sideshow Bob Roberts”, The Simpsons, 1995