Christmas Every Day

You’ve got to take the bitter with the sour. 
– – -Samuel Goldwyn

“No one asked you to be happy. Get to work.”

— Colette

“Most bullies are the product of a stressful and often abusive home life. Next time a bully threatens or attacks you, just yell, ‘Don’t abuse me like your parents abuse you!’ Then call children’s services and tell them you saw this bully crying in the bathroom and you’re worried about him. Bam! He just got moved to a foster home.”

— Eugene Mirman

“If you are afraid of being lonely, don’t try to be right.”

— Jules Renard

“The best way to predict your future is to create it.”

— Abraham Lincoln

“Don’t own so much clutter that you will be relieved to see your house catch fire.”

— Wendell Barry

“If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts, he shall end in certainties.”

— Francis Bacon

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. 
– – -W. C. Fields

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
– – -Saki

If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have trouble with it. 
– – -Linda Furney