Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.
According to Robert Benchley
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A Scottish Christmas Proverb
He’s a fool that marries at Yule/ For when the corn’s to sheer/ The bairn’s to bear…
December weddings produce inconvenient pregnancies — when there is agricultural work to be done, the woman is out of action. June weddings produce women recovered from childbirth and ready to work in the fields.
Let that be a lesson to you.
According to George F. Will
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Football combines the two worst features of American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
The Winner
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Oh, how I want this hipster nativity scene: the selfies, the Starbucks cup, the Amazon delivery men on Segways, the organic cow, the sheep in the sweater, and the manger with solar panels.
According to Oscar Wilde
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Every great man nowadays has his disciples, and it is usually Judas who writes the biography.
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There is a certain logic in having a nativity scene inside a snow-globe. But can you explain to me why only one of the Holy Family should be under water?
According to Mae West
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Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
According to Damon Runyon
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I long ago come to the conclusion that all life is 6 to 5 against.
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Mexican Mermaid Family nativity scene. That says it all.
According to Robert Murray Helpmann
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The trouble with nude dancing is that not everything stops when the music does.