Ho! Ho! Ho!

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A 1990 religious tract from North Carolina shows Santa Claus in the form of a devil. It includes a poem called “Ho! Ho! Ho!”:

The devil has a demon,

His name is Santa Claus.

He’s a dirty old demon

Because of last year’s flaws.

He promised Jack a yo-yo,

And Jill a diamond ring.

They woke up on Christmas morning

Without a single thing…..

One day they’ll stand before God

Without their bag of tricks.

Without their red-nosed reindeer

Or their phony old Saint Nicks;

For Revelation twenty-one,

Verse eight, tells where they’ll go:

Condemned to everlasting hell,

Where there’ll be no Ho! Ho! Ho!

 

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