Christmas Every Day

If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. 

No sane man will dance.

Some editors are failed writers, but then, so are most writers.

The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I’ll walk carefully.

A man that studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well.

Don’t wait for the last judgment; it takes place every day.

It is always brave to say what everyone thinks. 

“Being kissed by a man who didn’t wax his moustache was like eating an egg without salt.”

“Were there no women, men might live like gods.”