Christmas Every Day

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. 

Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood. 

The wise man does at once what the fool does finally. 

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. 

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

Stay where you are, otherwise you will miss your life.

If there is no God, everything is permitted.

It is never so difficult to speak as when we are ashamed of our silence. 

It does not matter what temperature the room is, it is always room temperature.

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.