Santathon

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In a quest to find Great Britain’s ultimate Santa, organizers at Guinness World Records sponsored the first-ever Santathon in December 2001. The event included a field of eight top contenders donned in full beards, red suits, and black boots. Competitive events included sack hauling, pie eating, chimney climbing, stocking filling, and ho-ho-hoing. First prize was awarded to David Broughton-Davis, 43, from Croydon, a professional department store Santa.

Numerous contests of a similar nature take place around the world and we shall be covering those in the coming days. For example, in the category of most participants dressed as Santa in a road race the Guinness Book of World Record says that the largest Santa Claus run consists of 4,983 participants, and was achieved by the J&A Racing (USA) in Virginia Beach, Virginia, USA, on 17 December 2016. The record was achieved at the annual Great Outdoor Provision Co. Surf-n-Santa 5 Miler.

 

Stir-Up Sunday

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Stir-Up Sunday is the last Sunday before Advent, deriving its name from the first two words of the Church of England reading for that day: “Stir up we beseech thee, O Lord, the wills of thy faithful people that they plenteously bring forth the fruit of good works.” This has been parodied by generations of choirboys as “Stir up we beseech thee the pudding in the pot. And when we get home, we’ll eat it up all hot.”

An English tradition requires that the Christmas pudding be stirred up, with each family member taking a turn and making a wish — some insist that the stirring must be performed clockwise and with eyes closed.  This may derive from the custom of stirring from East to West because the Magi arrived in Bethlehem from the East. The day also announces to school children the approach of the Christmas holidays.

Christmas Misinformation

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DR. BOLI’S ENCYCLOPEDIA OF MISINFORMATION.

Annual Christmas Number

from drboli.com

Fruitcake. In the days before the idea of minted coinage penetrated the Germanic forests of western Europe, fruitcakes were a handy and durable medium of exchange.

Santa Claus. The figure of “Santa Claus” in American popular culture is actually conflated from two traditional figures of European folklore. St. Nicholas of Myra was traditionally said to bring good children fruits, confections, and baked treats on Christmas Eve. Santa Clausewitz brought them toy machine guns, tanks, and remote-controlled fighter planes.

Saturnalia. Before Christianity, the ancient Romans celebrated the midwinter festival of Saturnalia to mark the point in the year when retail sales traditionally began to pick up again.

Season, Reason for the. A campaign by French Catholics to keep the “Christ” in “Noël” inexplicably never caught on.

Tinsel. Overharvesting has led to a drastic decline in the natural tinsel forests of the Amazon, leading some environmentalists to predict that tinsel will be entirely extinct by 2050.

A 30-Second Christmas Sermon

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441 AD

Cyrus Panopolites was a renowned poet and a high-ranking official in the Eastern Roman Empire, achieving the lofty post of Praetorian Prefect. He was successful in his diplomatic negotiations and was responsible for rebuilding the walls of Constantinople. For some reason, he fell afoul of the emperor Theodosius II who accused him of being  pagan and stripped him of his position. Rumour had it that the emperor was jealous of Cyrus’s popularity with the people of Constantinople.

Having no future in the civil service, Cyrus entered the Church and became a priest. To his surprise, the emperor named him a bishop and sent him to preside over the see of Cotaeum in Phrygia, far from the capital. The reason for this appointment was apparent: the unruly citizens of Cotaeum had murdered their last four bishops and the emperor was clearly hoping that that they would do the same to Cyrus.

On Christmas day Cyrus was officiating at his church when the mob, anxious to see what sort of man their new bishop was and whether he was really a pagan, loudly demanded that he preach to them. Cyrus mounted to the pulpit and gave the following sermon.

Brethren, let the birth of God our Saviour Jesus Christ be honoured with silence, because the Word of God was conceived in the holy Virgin through hearing alone. To him be glory for ever. Amen.

The oration was greeted with great enthusiasm instead of a lynching and Cyrus went to become a beloved bishop.

Suffragette Christmas Cards

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Christmas is such an important event that groups seeking attention for their causes use the season to advertise their messages. We can see this with PETA’s advertisements about a “turkey holocaust”, atheists denying the divinity of Jesus, or anti-war groups calling for peace.

The struggle in the early twentieth century for votes for women produced Christmas cards trumpeting the suffragist line.

The controversy also prompted opposition Christmas cards.

Some Interesting Christmas Cards

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You’re not going to see many cards like this. It’s from World War I and features St Nicholas, the Christ Child, and Krampus greeting troops of the Austro-Hungarian Empire.

Here’s a rather grim American card from World War II in which Hitler, Mussolini, and Tojo are hanged from a gallows while military equipment decorates the tree.

The Szopka

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The tradition of making “Szopka Krakowska,” also known as the Krakow Nativity Play, is a cherished and vibrant cultural heritage deeply rooted in the heart of Krakow, Poland. Dating back to the early 19th century, this unique folk art form blends elements of religion, history, and creativity into an exquisite and colorful spectacle. Szopka makers, often referred to as “Szopkarze,” meticulously craft miniature nativity scenes within ornate wooden or cardboard structures, using a wide range of materials like colored paper, foil, and decorative ornaments. These miniature masterpieces not only depict the holy nativity scene but also incorporate iconic landmarks of Krakow, showcasing the city’s rich history and architecture. Every year, on the first Thursday of December, the Szopka Parade and Competition takes place in the Main Square of Krakow, where these beautifully crafted works of art are proudly displayed and judged. The tradition of Szopka Krakowska not only celebrates the Christmas story but also serves as a testament to the creativity and craftsmanship of the people of Krakow, preserving their cultural identity for generations to come.

Christmas in Constantinople 1899

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At the turn of the 20th century Constantinople (which had not yet become Istanbul) was a multicultural metropolis with a large Christian population drawn from the Ottoman Empire’s conquered minorities. Here is the account of Isabelle Bliss Trowbridge, a young woman working for an American missionary society. 

We read so much these days about Constantinople as the seat of Turkish misrule and the scene of great tragedies during the past year that it may be hard to think of it under its own beautiful name of “Dère-e-Saadet” or the “Gate of Felicity,” and to realize that there, too, Christmas is celebrated by thousands of people every year.

We speak of Christmas time in Turkey rather than of Christmas Day, for three different dates are kept by the various churches. Christmas extends from the twenty fifth of December to the twenty first of January. The Protestants and Catholics, including, of course, most of the foreign residents, celebrate the twenty fifth of December. The followers of the Greek Church, that is to say, Greeks, Russians, and Bulgarians, cling to the Old Style calendar, so that according to their reckoning Christmas falls on our sixth of January. The Armenians hold to the reckoning of the Gregorian Church and keep the sixth of January, Old Style, or our nineteenth. Between these dates fall both the new and old New Years’ days. As almost every great festival is observed for three consecutive days by the eastern churches it follows that for about a month there is scarcely a day without some special celebration.

American College faculties may consider the question of the length of the Thanksgiving vacation, but they find it an easy problem in comparison with that which confronts principals of schools in Constantinople, who try in vain to arrange the holidays so as to satisfy all nationalities. The first Christmas is observed much as it is in this country. The American and English boys tramp through the woods in the valley of the “Sweet Waters” searching for the mistletoe. The children hang up their stockings and the mothers make plum puddings.

 In a native home it is quite different. Let us go to an Armenian house near by and see what we can of the celebrations. It is late Christmas eve. We knock at the street gate, which is mysteriously opened by an invisible cord. We cross the marble court, crusted to-night with a thin layer of snow, and enter the house door. The room is a high one, with bare walls and long windows. Several handsome rugs cover the floor. A long divan across one end of the room, and two or three stiffly upholstered chairs make up the furniture. The family is seated on the floor around an open brazier of red hot coals. We are given the seat of honor on the divan and treated to many courses of sweets, nuts, and black coffee. Our conversation is continually interrupted by strange noises in the street. We lean from the overhanging window to watch the troops of masqueraders who parade the streets with colored lanterns and drums, and make night horrible with their drunken shouts, refusing to go away without some reward for the entertainment they have afforded.

 These noises continue during a greater part of the night. About four o’clock in the morning the church bells begin to ring, not merry Christmas chimes but harsh clanging sounds like the bell on a locomotive. We peer again from the window. A few early risers are groping their way along the dark street toward the church where service has already begun. We all soon follow them into the cold, dimly lighted church. Many worshippers are there before us, kneeling on the marble pavement in front of the gaudy pictures of the Virgin; a purple-capped, black-robed priest is monotonously mumbling the prayers in an ancient tongue and, at the same time, the chorus boys are chanting in unnatural tones to the accompaniment of clashing cymbals. We leave whenever we like and return to the feasting at the house. The day, as also the two following it, is spent in visiting and banqueting, varied by attendance at church in all the gaudy attire which can be procured.

Foreign influence has of late years introduced many new customs in regard to the celebration of Christmas. The children of the mission schools are taught to sing carols and are often afforded the delight of a Christmas tree loaded with good things. The exchange of presents is becoming more general, and among the classes who try to imitate the French, the custom frequently prevails of giving balls and soirées on Christmas night.