Christmas Every Day

“If you are afraid of being lonely, don’t try to be right.”

— Jules Renard

“The best way to predict your future is to create it.”

— Abraham Lincoln

“Don’t own so much clutter that you will be relieved to see your house catch fire.”

— Wendell Barry

“If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts, he shall end in certainties.”

— Francis Bacon

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. 
– – -W. C. Fields

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
– – -Saki

If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have trouble with it. 
– – -Linda Furney

By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it. 
– – -George Burns

“Start by writing a nasty song about him, have your record come out all over the world, then make out with some hot bearded dude.”

— Ke$sha

“I’d like to leave you with a bit of wisdom I picked up from a documentary I saw this weekend: Mad Max: Fury Road. All you young people really need to succeed in the future is a reliable source of fuel and a fanatical cadre of psychopathic motorcycle killers.”

— Stephen Colbert