Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
– – -Jon Winokur
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But what if you don’t have kids?
Be nice to your children, for they will choose your rest home.
– – -Phyllis Diller
I like Ike
Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do what you want done because he wants to do it.
— Dwight D. Eisenhower
And the salty?
You’ve got to take the bitter with the sour.
– – -Samuel Goldwyn
She’s right
“No one asked you to be happy. Get to work.”
— Colette
Had I but known this as a child
“Most bullies are the product of a stressful and often abusive home life. Next time a bully threatens or attacks you, just yell, ‘Don’t abuse me like your parents abuse you!’ Then call children’s services and tell them you saw this bully crying in the bathroom and you’re worried about him. Bam! He just got moved to a foster home.”
— Eugene Mirman
Or at least keep quiet about it
“If you are afraid of being lonely, don’t try to be right.”
— Jules Renard
And stay out of theatres
“The best way to predict your future is to create it.”
— Abraham Lincoln
But how much clutter is enough?
“Don’t own so much clutter that you will be relieved to see your house catch fire.”
— Wendell Barry
I have my doubts
“If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts, he shall end in certainties.”
— Francis Bacon