The bartender gives it to her.
A hot blonde orders a double entendre at the bar.
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/ Something Wise / A hot blonde orders a double entendre at the bar.
Author: gerryadmin
The first rule of Alzheimer’s Club?
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/ Something Wise / The first rule of Alzheimer’s Club?
Don’t talk about Library Club.
Someone stole my mood ring …
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/ Something Wise / Someone stole my mood ring …
I don’t know how I feel about that.
To the handicapped guy who stole my bag …
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/ Something Wise / To the handicapped guy who stole my bag …
You can hide, but you can’t run.
We have a genetic predisposition to diarrhea
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/ Something Wise / We have a genetic predisposition to diarrhea
It runs in our jeans.
Parallel lines have so much in common…
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/ Something Wise / Parallel lines have so much in common…
It’s a pity they will never meet.
Want to hear a word I just made up?
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/ Something Wise / Want to hear a word I just made up?
Plagiarism.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
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/ Something Wise / What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
I’m sorry about this one
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/ Something Wise / I’m sorry about this one
A guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch.
The bartender says “Pal, if you want a punch you’ll have to stand in line.”
The guy looks around, but there is no punch line
In this economy, you take what you can get.
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/ Something Wise / In this economy, you take what you can get.
I’ve found a job helping a one-armed typist do capital letters.
It’s shift work.