Football combines the two worst features of American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
According to George F. Will
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The Winner
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Oh, how I want this hipster nativity scene: the selfies, the Starbucks cup, the Amazon delivery men on Segways, the organic cow, the sheep in the sweater, and the manger with solar panels.
According to Oscar Wilde
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Every great man nowadays has his disciples, and it is usually Judas who writes the biography.
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There is a certain logic in having a nativity scene inside a snow-globe. But can you explain to me why only one of the Holy Family should be under water?
According to Mae West
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Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
According to Damon Runyon
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I long ago come to the conclusion that all life is 6 to 5 against.
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Mexican Mermaid Family nativity scene. That says it all.
According to Robert Murray Helpmann
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The trouble with nude dancing is that not everything stops when the music does.
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Want to venerate the Holy Family but don’t want the pot to boil over? Try this crèche on a timer.
According to Samuel Johnson
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“We must either outlive our friends you know, or our friends must outlive us; and I see no man that would hesitate about the choice.”