A cheeky parody of the classic Christmas carol:
The restroom door said gentlemen, so I just walked insideI took two steps and realized I’ve been taken for a rideI heard high voices, turned and found the place was occupiedBy two nuns, three old ladies and a nurseWhat could be worse?Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse
The restroom door said gentlemen, it must have been a gagAs soon as I walked in there I ran into some old hagShe sprayed me with a can of mace and smacked me with her bagI could tell this wouldn’t be my dayWhat can I say?It just wasn’t turning out to be my day
The restroom door said gentlemen and I’d would like to findThe crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the signs‘Cause I got two black eyes and one high heel up my behindNow I can’t sit with comfort and joyBoy, oh boyNow I’ll never sit with comfort and joy